About Manchoir

Manchoir are a group of men who keep their clothes on while singing delightful harmonies. They enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset and listening to women’s needs. You’ll often find a Manchoir member in the audience at the Opera or ballet.

Wouldn’t think so eh? But that’s how they roll. The band of men collectively called Manchoir are not only talented, but devilishly good looking*.

Meet The Band

	Waylow Wayne is buff. Like, 84kgs of proper buff. His hobbies include being awesome, listening to Cat Stevens and expanding his collection of stubbie holders.		Nezzo A.K.A Tree Man, so called due to his low IQ and inclination to invite people to punch him as hard as they can in the stomach when he is drunk. Nezzo’s interests include staring at walls, trying to eat things that shouldn’t be eaten, children’s TV and small animals. It is unclear how he ended up being in MANCHOIR, but he has always been there and besides noone having the heart to kick him out, he can kinda sing.
	Matt Matt likes being in Manchoir He is happy with some of the other members He will stay		Cam “Hot August” Knight With a voice like a soprano angel and sperm 10 times more potent than any other man on Earth, Cam is an integral force within Manchoir. A natural on stage as well as in the bedroom, Cam is no stranger to the spotlight or the odd scandal. Ladies make sure you always wear protection around this man and fellas, don’t even think about it.
	Dave Williams		Jon Williams Has the most testosterone in Man Choir - so he’s the baldest member of the group. If allowed to speak in his real voice, all women in the audience would immediately fall pregnant. Or their bowels would lapse. First person in history to play the “air bass”. Looks a bit like Greg Fleet (but with better teeth). He puts the XY in SEXY.
	Deano Deano is a man of few words. Some mistake him for being the quiet, brooding type…. but really there’s just not too much going on upstairs.		Dangerous Dave When he’s not throwing back live grenades or jumping out of hot air balloons strapped to wedgetail eagles Dangerous Dave is keeping rhythm in Manchoir An old school karaoke addict and professionally unfunny Dangerous provides a bit of Yang to the Ying of the lineup. All great comedy acts need a straight man and none come straighter than me mate Dangerous
	Tom “Rolly” Oakley D.O.B 18/01/1980 1989 Greenstick fracture 1990 3 broken fingers 1991 4 stitches above eye 1992 7 stitches in chin 1993 Cracked 5th rib 1995 8 stitches in hand. 1997 Fractured patella. 1999 Torn right hamstring 2001 Attacked by bees 2003 Lateral ankle sprain 2004 Dislocated left shoulder 2006 Bird Flu. 2007 Appendix removed, 2008 MANCHOIR.		Dave Eastgate
	Paul Warnes Paul Warnes started singing in the church choir and spent many hours slaving away at the choir-masters organ. As a child he considered entering the clergy, as it turned out quite the reverse was true. After this early experience of the Church religion has left a nasty taste in his mouth. Now Paul worships at the alter of Rock ‘n’ Roll. Paul cannot wear thongs as they hurt is feat and has a deep seated fear of profiteroles.		Dorje Swallow Dorje sings like he plays. hard. he’s always been the guy who you wanted next to you. in the trenches. playing. hard. If there’s a note there to be hit, he hits it. hard. unless you want it hit softly. then he can stroke it. softly. And then he sneaks up behind you, and hits you. hard. ish. Not enough to do any lasting damage, mind you. have you been hit yet? do you even remember? He does.
	Disco-Matt MC		Duncan Disorderly Fellows A night of heated passion between Dexter The Love Robot from Perfect Match and an as yet un-named cheerleader from the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles NRL Franchise brought Duncan in to the world. Often found recreating scenes from Australia’s colonial history at the now defunct Old Sydney Town site, Duncan has developed a religion based around Bachelor Girls classic hit “Permission to Shine”.
	Nick Foran